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Thursday 6 March 2008

For People Who Don't Like Rules

... here's a little writing challenge.

Write a set of rules or instructions for doing something. Ten rules.
Ten Commandments, if you like to be biblical.

They can be funny or tragic, any subject permitted (but suitable for a family audience please)(and preferably not Rules for Blogging!).

Send them to me at barbzeph-mail@yahoo.co.uk and if I can disentangle them from all that spam promising to improve my virility and sell me a rolex watch at the same time, I'll post them on the site.

Enjoy...

16 comments:

tony said...

Bah! You've already destroyed my 'Rules for Blogging about Sex' idea with your rules. I'll try to think of something else.

Zephirine said...

Thanks Tony. I forgot to say that the artistically inclined may like to do some photoshop-type decorations to their rules... but there's no rule about that...

guitougoal said...

I am on my way to Mt Sinaï, looking for inspirational
material...Dog willing i'll be able to post the results of my pilgrim's journey.

Anonymous said...

Zeph, did you get the idea from that article on the latest research claiming that Moses was high when Dog talked to him?

Zephirine said...

I didn't, Offie, but I'm sure he was:)

file said...

the dark side of the moon, Mt. Sinai, is there any end to the travels of M.Guitou 'international man of mystery'?

Offie, of course Moses was high, he was on top of a mountain

need it be said Zephish that I don't like rules, but I reserve my greatest disdain for regulations, time permitting I'll have a bash at this ...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but he was also on mushrooms or something. It was in the Gaudnria yesterday, don't you read the papers?

guitougoal said...

I am back from Sinaï the light went on, the work is done- I do the illustration mañana because I am too exhausted by the journey....I am sure Zeph will complain that once more i broke the rules and I will say these rules are made for broking.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkM4IDU154I

Anonymous said...

Guitou, you WALKED to Sinaï and back? You must have ruined your boots...

(how the hell does one do a Jewish accent in writing?)

guitougoal said...
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guitougoal said...

jewish accent:
ya dish , ya wish and foila....

(sorry about deleting above, typo day too)

Anonymous said...

Guitou: I guessed your clip before checking it! I AM the shoe/boot guru!

Was given a fine pair of walking boots when on hols..http://www.blundstone.com/

Nothing better than a pair of blunnies for a hard walk!

guitougoal said...

mimi,
that's exactly what I thought:you're a/shoe/boot/pink fluffy pajama guru.

Anonymous said...

Can I put that on my CV Gui?

Anonymous said...

handsome boots Mimi, but the child-size ones in red are really gorgeous. Almost enough to make me want to have a child, so I could buy it red boots.

Anonymous said...

munni, who do you think you are, Arsène Wenger?