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Friday 16 October 2009

A Favourite Place: The Bowes Museum -- by Pinkerbell








The Bowes Museum is located near Barnard Castle in Teesside (or whatever the hell Teesside is called these days) and was built in 1869 in the style of a French chateau by the Bowes family, a famous member of which was Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, who later became better known as the Queen Mother. She was a patron of the museum and it was apparently her favourite place too, so I’m in good company. Maybe, just maybe, this is where she got her famous liking for swans?

It makes me sound terribly intellectual doesn't it? My favourite place is a place of education and austerity, but my fondness grew not just because of the exhibitions but because of the place itself and the hours I spent there as a child in the gorgeous gardens, wandering around the magnificent halls and up and down the imposing staircase, in the heart of the building. I would be that strange child who spent an hour just sitting on the staircase, gazing around in awe, or looking intently at things which other people couldn’t quite fathom could be that interesting. Also my love of the place came from the wonders I found there, things which fascinated me and terrified me at the same time, like the two-headed calf , which I often used to peer suspiciously at, expecting it to move, or I would stand staring into one or the other of its faces to try to see some indication as to how it felt being a freak of nature. Although there were always plenty of people about the place I easily felt a personal connection with the spirit of the building itself, as if it spoke to me only, and would eventually feel completely alone there and tranquil, usually getting in the way of all the other people rushing around.


Of course my trick of sitting on the staircase wasn’t totally without purpose, as I would get myself in a prime position to watch the performance of the silver swan which resided in a glass case in the centre of the lobby. It dates back to 1773 and is life-sized and solid silver, apart from the glass rods on which the swan sits, which go backwards and forwards to represent water flowing. There are also little silver fish which raise up and down when the mechanism works. This was a bewildering magical creature to me when I was young, barely tall enough to see up inside the glass casing where she lived. She sat there perfectly still for hours and then would wake up and catch a fish right in front of my eyes. Now I know the fish was in its mouth all the time, but then I imagined it catching it out of the shimmering silver pond underneath and was amazed at how she could do it every time. Not quite understanding how a contraption could do this without actually properly becoming alive I liked to imagine that she did come alive, just for a few moments whilst I watched her.

Mark Twain also saw the Silver Swan and described it in his book “The Innocents Abroad”:

‘I watched the Silver Swan, which had a living grace about his movement and a living intelligence in his eyes - watched him swimming about as comfortably and unconcernedly as if he had been born in a morass instead of a jeweller’s shop - watched him seize a silver fish from under the water and hold up his head and go through the customary and elaborate motions of swallowing it...'

You can watch it in action here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGEOz5WUev0

For more information about the place - http://www.thebowesmuseum.org.uk/ or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowes_Museum

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57 comments:

Pinkerbell said...

Ah - thanks for putting this up Zeph. I think I wrote it in really small font, this looks like a mini-essay. Oops!

Zephirine said...

No problem! That Swan is amazing, it's well worth watching the Youtube clip.

Pinkerbell said...

The pictures on the museum website show a lot more of the detail too, like the little fish. I felt sure that the sequence used to be longer and it used to make more of a show of swallowing the fish. The Mark Twain quote would suggest that too, I suspect they might have changed it to reduce wear and tear.

You can see how a little child could think it was real can't you?

Anonymous said...

It was always a most curious place. A wedding cake of a building with a collection built up by a coal owner who had questionable taste.
Case after case of boring C18 and C19 china from France, a basement full of lumps of stone from the fields around Barnard Castle, and heaps of large Italian paintings of decidedly second and third rank. Who Mr Bowes's art buyers were I don't know, but they probably persuaded him he was getting a good deal, and he could show off his civilised side as he raked in yet more percentages from the coal raked out of the Durham pits by slaves.
Among the dross of the paintings, though, there were (and presumably still are) some jewels. The counter-reformation stuff had an excellent flying St Francis; there were a couple of excruciating Flemish altarpieces, lots of saints doing what they usually did (at least two St Jeromes with companionable lions in the wilderness) and some decent mediaeval alabaster figures.
Haven't been for a few years, but it used to be good to wander round an otherwise inward -looking corner of Co Durham and cogitate about what this vast and cranky collection was all about.

freep said...

That was from freep....

Pinkerbell said...

Ha I suppose I romanticised it rather more than you Freep...

Zephirine said...

Off to search the interweb for the flying St Francis...

Zephirine said...

Yep! Here he is, flying very splendidly.

freep said...

Yes, that's him, Zeph, and what a splendid aeronaut he is. I think you can make out the stigmata in his palms.
I didn't intend to belittle your enthusiasm for the Bowes, Pinkerbell; I too love the mechanical swan, much better than anything digital, and it's a great place to visit. I was having a formalist moment, thinking how it compared with yer average provincial musem. The collections are a bit weird; there's something of the folly about it; what's a French chateau doing in the Durham
countryside?
Not sure if I think it's romantic, though I recall many years ago trying to impress a young woman with my arty knowings as I conducted her around. I was actually more interested in her generous bosoms than the Spanish paintings. So at least one of us must have found it a stimulating place.

Pinkerbell said...

Oh no worries freep, I wasn't upset, just didn't remember much of the things you mentioned and so I suspect I was being more airy-fairy romantic than art buffin in those days when I was a regular (which is now 20 years and counting!)

Anonymous said...

There's something immensely satisfying about these mechanical artifacts. Perhaps it's the fact that they were made simply to amuse or be beautiful (or both).

I'd encountered Polly's swan before, can't remember where, but I was particularly taken with the moving glass rods simulating water.

Another deeply gratifying mechanical is Tipoo Sultan's famous life-size model of a tiger eating Mowbray. Apparently, organ-pipes inside the tiger provide a chorus of growls and snarls to accompany the actual snack-attack.

I remember reading of either a Persian shah or a Mogul emperor who had a life-size tree made of precious metals, upon the branches of which sat various mechanical songbirds with jeweled eyes. Set in motion, the leaves on the branches trembled and the birds flapped their wings and sang.

Come to think of it, I believe it was Timur who owned it and the sight of it was recorded by a Spanish ambassador to Samarkand.

I have a clock-work mouse that both Pongo and I are very fond of. Perhaps I'll invite the Spanish ambassador over to view it.

munni said...

Pink, I love that sort of collection of oddities that manage to be at once beautiful, ingenious and naff. I am also fascinated, in general, by "old" science, and the sociocultural insight it gives into a given historical period - this was the cutting edge technology of the day, and this was what they chose to do with it. I confess my interest may be more lurid than scientific. [comment applies to the calf as much as to the swan].

mishari, Tipoo's tiger doesn't work anymore, does it? I seem to remember more than once standing in the V&A, being quite disappointed because I wanted it to do something. Or, er, possibly I was disappointed because it looked like the tiger was only licking his face, and I was hoping for something more sensational.

mimi said...

You know, these are great places - I remember stuff from the Pitt Rivers - things that fascinated and were a bit scary.

offside said...

Pinkie,

what a strange place (and strange contraptions)! I can see how it would have a lasting effect on a child.

Zeph, thanks a million for the flying St Francis, made my day, that one.

Zephirine said...

Thanks to freep for mentioning him! He does make you aspire to sainthood, doesn't he? In a secular kind of way.

Pinkerbell said...

Not quite such a classic as St Francis, but just look at the muscles on these freaks (this is in the museum somewhere too):

http://www.vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=89895&sos=16

file said...

their dark eyes, all that furious motion, hidden under water, the whiter than white disguise, their sheer size...the malevolence of swans, distilled, to my mind, in apparatus designed to approximate their shifty presence

sorry Pinks, great favourite place, I think I'm alone in mistrusting these bleached ninjas

Pinkerbell said...

Ah yes File, but this was a fairly static creature really.

I was, as it happens, attacked by a real life bleached ninja when I was little. It was bigger than me and had a very nasty beak I seem to remember...

Zephirine said...

Yes, the supposed romance of drifting along a river in a punt is somewhat shattered when a swan comes past, its head about a foot above yours, and stares down at you unpleasantly.

But they are very beautiful.

Zephirine said...

Did it actually peck, Pink, or just hiss and rush at you?

Pinkerbell said...

There was hissing and pecking at my clothes, but not anything serious. It was warning sort of pecking. I think it was protecting its young. Of course my Dad soon decided to protect his own young and it retreated after they'd both flapped their wingspans at each other.

I have some attraction to birds I think, a very large parrot got hold of my hair once and wouldn't let go. It got coaxed off me after about 20 minutes with something nice to eat, nicer than hair anyway.

I tend to be wary of birds these days...

freep said...

Pinkerbell, your memories made me go back to the Bowes website to see what I could remember apart from the levitating St Farncis. A treasure trove, thanks muchly. And if you have anxieties about birds, take comfort from this extremely nice small lion who accompanies one of the many St Jeromes:
http://www.thebowesmuseum.org.uk/collections/objects/category/9/675/popup/b-m-596.jpg/

Zephirine said...

Freep, I love that picture! I'll put it in the Annexe even though it's probably copyright. We're using it for educational purposes, after all.
There's so much going on, there seems to be another hermit in a cave nearby, and what exactly is that man doing with the fence outside the walled buildings? Perhaps the bits in the background are earlier scenes from the saint's life?

munni said...

What a nice lion, it has a touch of poodlemouse about it. I also like that little bridge in the background.

Zephirine said...

Definitely poodlemouse, Munni, and the Saint is clearly telling it that there is no more chicken, it's had quite enough...

I've put the other picture, which Pinkerbell linked to above, in the Annexe as well - some very odd lumpy mythological people!

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The Bowes is a gem indeed pinkerbell, although Barney residents would probably wish to be known as living in Teesdale, rather than Teesside, which is as you suspect rebranded, now being part of the 'Tees Valley', along with a reluctant Darlington and environs who really don't want to be grouped in with Stockton and The Boro

By the way, for Zurberan fans reading it is worth mentioning the Bowes doesn't have the only one of his pictures in the NE as Auckland Castle has 12 of the 13 paintings of Jacob and his sons (and a copy of the 13th). The stay of execution on selling them hasn't long to run I understand so get yourself over to Bishop before they end up in a casino in Dubai.

Pinkerbell said...

Hey Anon - I realised after I read this "in print" that I'd meant "Teesdale", not Teesside - oops.

It would be a great shame if any of this collection was lost wouldn't it? Not sure I can afford to buy any though!

If you are a UK resident you might have spotted the Bowes Museum as the location for the Antiques Roadshow last night. They did show some of the artwork and the silver swan (not the calf unfortunately) and the house looked magnificent - I'd forgotten how imposing it was.

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