
Go on then. Write a poem about cake. It can be a small poem or a large one, and the ingredients can be rich or plain, as you please.
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So small at first the dark marks on the leaves
they passed unnoticed while the buds grew fat
and blooms emerged spreading their coloured silks
shining in the returned and welcome sun
Now as you bend to the familiar scent
confirming summer as you breathe it in
you see the spots have grown and turned to black
and the green shoots of spring are fading fast
Already a few yellowed leaves have curled
the blotch of blight on each draining its life
thin stems that once clung tight will lose their grip
and fall dying to the dry waiting soil
But still above them flames the flowering rose
seeming indifferent to the creeping rot
that from now on ensures its blazing pride
each year will dwindle and enfeebled fade.

illustration by David Cobb They say.
One swallow doesn’t make a summer
But they say lots of other things
Many a mickle macks a muckle
In for a penny in for a pound
Nonsense
I see a swallow coming home
And think summer
A swallow comes to nest
At home
And brings a second swallow
So if you see the one
You’ll soon see the other
And that is summer
Two swallows make their nest
Year on year, the same place
Only diverted by bigger, uglier birds like gulls
Gulls can destroy
They are predators
And if wee swallows nest
Where vicious gulls go
Gulls win
It’s nature
Happily my swallows nest
Safely
Safe space to lay tiny eggs
Hatchlings hopefully will know
A place of safety
Will grow to chicklings
Fly the nest
And come home in a year or so
To be my new swallows

I wish that money liked me more
I wish it hung around me
and wanted to be friends, and swore
that it was glad it found me
I’d like it to cling just a bit
even be quite annoying
I could be rather rude to it
for being quite so cloying
and still it would stay close
and vow that it would never hurt me
and even if I were morose
it never would desert me
Instead, it does just as it pleases
never cares for me at all
stays outside my reach and teases
leaves me looking sad and small
it treats me mean and keeps me keen
it quite ignores my pleas and tears
slips through my fingers, every bean
it’s done it now for years and years
I swear it likes to see my pain
it finds tormenting me a pleasure
and even as it runs away
it promises me future treasure
I wish I could desert the brute
go live in simple new-age camps
and find a life devoid of loot
bartering with my fellow tramps
but that would never work for me
Money has got me firmly hooked
and I pine unrequitedly
still hopeful, ever overlooked