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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

Another Photo



You seemed to like the last one, so here's another.... provide a caption, poem, joke, reflect on the evils of the world or just recommend a sculptor - up to you...

71 comments:

Unknown said...

Michael Fish announces "Pennies from Heaven" is just a song.

file said...

ebrens mosh pit

offsideintahiti said...

Nightmare for the ticklish.

Anonymous said...

Hands off, that's MY shark.

tony said...

Over 'ere, I'm unmarked!

Anonymous said...

I could get another 7 goals!

file said...

hands up whose seen Mainchester United?

let's have a hand for
Fistiano Ronaldo, Dennis Paw, Eric Maintona, Sir Alex Fingrnail et al.

tony said...

"We're ready, Mrs Tchaikovsky."

Unknown said...

"not waving, but drowning"...?

Anonymous said...

1. Huge turnout for deodorant testers convention.

2. Hands up who thinks Liverpool have no chance of winning the Premier League.

3. Addams Family Appreciation Society meets (pictured "Thing section").

4. Protestors gather to highlight the worldwide shortage of quality glove puppets.

5. Good. Now everyone do and handstand.

6. It's all right. Just arrive on time and I'll give you a wave.

7. I told you it was quicksand.

8. Well that's how I bowl my leg-break.

9. Some of you will have to wait - there's only one toilet.

10. And the whole lot grew from just one packet of fingernail clippings?

10.

file said...

Turkish kleptomaniacs reunion, lost and found dept.

Zephirine said...

Brilliant!!

My faves so far: Michael Fish, the Addams Family and the quicksand.

Anonymous said...

Hey !!!, tickle us !!!! tickle us !!!!

Anonymous said...

Dennis Paw/ Dennis Law. That's a huge difference.

Anonymous said...

'Hey! You at the back with the giant arm! Use your other arm or get out of the pit, you cheater!'

Anonymous said...

You know what they say about swans?

Serene on the surface, underneath all hell breaks loose.

Anonymous said...

Zeph, what on earth is going on in this photo anyway?
It is a very weird image.

offsideintahiti said...

Yes, BD, it does reach out to you and it's quite gripping, non?

I'll get my flowered shirt.

Zephirine said...

It is a sculpture, BD, or rather they are sculptures. File will have to tell you, he took the photo, it's somewhere in Thailand.

I thought it was very weird and therefore strangely suitable for OtherStuff:)

Zephirine said...

Many hands make light
work, or rather they would if
they could find the switch

offsideintahiti said...

Zeph,

are you sure it's not actually from inside file's brain?

Zephirine said...

I think that's very possible, Offie.

But in that case, he knows how to photograph his own mind, which is an even more disturbing thought.

guitougoal said...

I don't have a clue but that's a lot of fingers zeph ,could you lend me a hand?

offsideintahiti said...

I guess we'll find out for sure if thousands of rabbits start pouring out of that pit.

guitougoal said...

is it in Asia?...india, thailand may be a muslim celebration worshiping the hand?
je donne ma langue au chat.

Zephirine said...

'lend a hand' Guitou, lol.

Ah, I've found it. Here it is, and the architect has a wonderful name. The hands appear about halfway through this clip.

offsideintahiti said...

Merde, I was in the area and I managed to miss it. I remember having the most vivid dreams at night, when travelling through that region of Thailand. Must be something in the, erm, water.

Zephirine said...

Well, Offie, it seems like you'll be able to go back there any time in the next 90 years and there'll be something new to see...

file said...

it's a strange and wonderful place about an hour away from here, serious research skills Clem, can't believe you found it

Zephirine said...

Helped just a tiny bit by the fact that you labelled your photo 'Chiang Rai Temple':)

guitougoal said...

this is a thailand temple i like to visit once completed.Something to look forward to do if i am retired.
File is this the place where you are getting your back scratched?

Anonymous said...

Jesus I was miles off. I thought they were real people and it was somewhere in the US.

Pseuds has such a global reach.

file said...

yes Chiang Rai Zeph, but when you think there are about a million temples in the area, although this 'estate' is pretty special, my favourite is another temple that's like a weird hall of mirrors, s'posed to sort my ego out, heh!

Guitou, if you retire soon I'll give you a guided tour, no massage here tho, best places for that are Chiang Mai womens prison and a 'sanctuary' for the blind (that's what they call it) near here, the best place for coffee (of course) is Cabbages and Condoms

bd, get a grip :)

Anonymous said...

Zeoh: thanks for the link - fascinating video clip and what a project. 90 years? That's optimism for you.
A small glow emanates. Bit lit the Neasdon temple - though different religion.

Guitou: ici c'est seule la langue du chat.

offsideintahiti said...

Anybody in a taproom mood?

*people in the picture: "me! me! me! me! me! me! me! me!"*

Zephirine said...

That's why they're holding the bowls up - they've heard about the legendary tapir casserole...

offsideintahiti said...

Aaah, someone's actually minding the place. Everybody else probably out in brick and mortar establishments right now. Friday night, eh? Hi, Zeph.

Zephirine said...

Oh, sorry Offie, wandered off there for a bit. If you're still there, how about trying this cocktail:

The Sloehand

1.5 shots of Sloe Gin
1 shot of Vodka
2 shots of Grenadine
0.5 shot of Lemon Juice
1.5 shots of Orange Juice

offsideintahiti said...

Sloehand for a slow night.

I had sworn I'd never have gin again after one particular night in Edinburgh nearly 20 years ago. Last thing I remember is the Swiss piano player explaining his real work had something to do with fractals and illustrating it with droplets of some gin and orange-juice cocktail. I woke up with a 16-ton anvil where my brain usually is and a slab of dried plaster in lieu of a tongue.

Still, santé!

Zephirine said...

Gin and orange is a really nasty combination, I've suffered from that myself in the past, or maybe the problem was following it up with champagne...

Cheers Offie, it is a quiet night and I'm not going to be much of a hostess I'm afraid, going off to bed shortly.

Perhaps Marcela'll show up, she sometimes keeps noctural puma kind of hours.

Zephirine said...

My horoscope for Saturday says "Tempting as it is to abandon the last shred of your self-discipline and indulge yourself in selfish choices, there will be a price to pay." Huh. I think that last shred went some time ago, actually.

guitougoal said...

Mimi,
that was "catching a fast ball and a curve ball" at the same time, I was already impressed by your gerard de nerval poem but your translation of "donner sa langue au chat" is perfectly french la langue de Moliere.

offsideintahiti said...

Argentine feline
prowling cyberspace at night
bolt USB ports!

Unknown said...

bolts? what do you want bolts for?

which horoscope do you consume, zeph?

offsideintahiti said...

Large cats roaming free make me nervous.

Unknown said...

i know what you mean:)

Zephirine said...

www.shelleyvonstrunckel.com

and very good she is too.

Anonymous said...

My contributions recently have been riven by typos (comes of allowing a small fierce cat access to the keyboard).

Guitou: You may have been under a misapprehension in order to be impressed. I expect you think I meant to write about my languoustine du chat, or lignes d'Orsay.

guitougoal said...

as Gore Vidal said"once again Norman Mailer is lost for words"
this guy never used a computer or a typewriter, I guess he was sponsored by Bic.

Zephirine said...

I'm making typos too lately because my new laptop has a keyboard which I can only describe as soggy, and my fingers are used to the old one which was more like a typewriter keyboard and made a satisfying rattly noise... I can understand wanting to do a first draft in longhand, quite a lot of people do, it's like sketching for a painting I guess, but *never* using a typewriter or a computer?? Presumably he had a secretary!

Anonymous said...

And Norman is gone. Forever.

I've searched out the Naked and the Dead to read again.

So many are dropping off the tree these days. I was sad to witness the passing of George Melly, and then most sad when Alan Coren shuffled off this mortal coil.

Anonymous said...

I just love The Fight by Mailer. He's got a lovely voice too.

guitougoal said...

mimi,
something about these writers, never die.Let's drink to that.

Anonymous said...

And in 20 mins it'll be 11/11 and at 11am we'll do our 2 mins silence. For the first time in years and years I find myself taking Remembrance Sunday very seriously. I used to think it was a pointless exercise, but this year, for whatever reason, it really does matter.

Here's a clip to get you thinking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrQnnZJ68Xo

Zephirine said...

Great clip, Mimi. I never had much patience with the endless re-living of WWII, but WWI has always fascinated and saddened me.

Anonymous said...

This one is even more moving - or I think so anyway, particularly after watching Gallipoli yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFjToKuZQM

offsideintahiti said...

We'll be celebrating 11/11 for the 17th time this year. It's the day Mrs O and myself met. WW III (kind of)

Anonymous said...

Offie - glad to hear that. Guess this one's not for you then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euxMQ0Zyg

Zephirine said...

FĂ©licitations, les Offsides!

tony said...

Happy anniversary, offsides hope it's not too tacky for you ...

file said...

As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin for light in the darkness of insanity

One foolish world, so many souls

Senselessly hurled through the never ending cold

And all for fear, and all for greed

Speak any tongue but for God's sake we need...

offsideintahiti said...

Thanks for the clips and the wishes, everyone.

Mimi, you live in the wilds of Scotland, don't tell me you feel like you're stuck in an underpass traffic jam. If so, I suggest a tropical holiday.

Good night (or whichever)

Anonymous said...

Re. online horoscopes, www.astro.com is also very good.

Oof, the futility of war. We humans never learn.

guitougoal said...

happy anniversary to mr and mrs offside, i'll drink some champagne in Paris to that.

Anonymous said...

Lovely clips from all. I'm slightly disturbed that Small Black Fierce was utterly rivetted by tony's Gladys clip. I think it's the thought of "ripping out the heart of a trembling bird" more than a fascination with semi-naked men that held her attention. That and anything is a distraction other than being used to mop up tears! She's not keen on getting her fur wet.

I was moved to search for something I think we've had more than once before, but I make no apologies, and it seems apt this evening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6T9qp9XbRY

file said...

oof indeed Munni

have a good day Oxides, shame you're not anywhere romantic or anything

I'm awful with remembering dates so we got married on the day after the musses file's birthday, far more efficient I can forget two at the same time

but yours is a much better idea, by coinciding your meeting with History you'll get loads of reminders in the press and such (especially as it's called Rememberence Day, very canny)

a day for remembering those who fell, yes, but also the day that Peace started (at least for a bit) and that's surely worth celebrating and has a beautiful significance for you two, non?

think we'll have to renew our vows (with some minor alterations) and get married again on Boxing Day (heh!) or April 1

Anonymous said...

Greetings one and all, and many happy returns to the Tahiti Two.

11/11/1 was the day my daughter was born in a hurry on my sister-in-law's expensive rug, which makes her six today.
Am feeling all aglow from a rather wonderful day on a farm, playing pass the parcel and carrying her exhausted but happy form up to bed. Oh, and the good as new bike went down a treat too. Happy days.

file said...

I dig your posts BD

very Happy Birthday to BlueDaddiesGirl

Anonymous said...

I think jolly happiness to all is well earned, the Tahiti Two, the ones who have forgotten occasions and Bluedad's little one. How nice to hear of everyone's happiness. Really does bring cheer as the nights become dark and cold.

guitougoal said...

First I thought the photo was about 2254 fingers for sale,thanks to the last informations I finally understand:
it's a hands-up celebration for the birthdays, anniversaries and jolly happines of the pseuds fellows-
suerte y salud para todos.

Anonymous said...

I knew there was something else this reminded me of. Going back to the original pic.

The 5000 fingers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwBAgoZxgE