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Friday 30 May 2008

Duh -- by Zephirine

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“I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree”

Joyce Kilmer


I doubt if I have ever found
A poem faithful as a hound
Nor one, if it should come to that,
Which catches mice quite like a cat
I wouldn’t think you’d ever get
A poem useful as a vet

I think that I shall never read
A poem tenacious as a weed
I’m sure that I would seek in vain
A poem that wrecks your hair like rain
It seems that there is quite a dearth
Of poems global as the Earth

Not many folks around can make
A poem nutritious as a steak
I could not borrow, steal or beg
A poem that scrambles like an egg
Sadly, I often seem to meet
A poem sickly as a sweet

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65 comments:

Anonymous said...

I doubt that I will ever find
A site so suited to my mind
A site that all so often makes
Me laugh so much my body aches.

Thanks for this one Zeph.

guitougoal said...

what's cooking zeph? steak and eggs for breakfast...not bad at all-

Anonymous said...

Steak and egg poetry, it's a new movement:)

Delighted to make you laugh, Mimi!

file said...

He He, eh?

most entertaining Seth and it's so true, however...

I have seen poems cock a leg
turn up their nose at perfectly good tuna
and look average in white coats

I've seen them get in the cracks between paving stones
make my hair stand on end
and go all the way around the world before they make their point

there are odes that get stuck in my teeth
and many that scramble my brain
but for all those that curdle my belly
and make me run for the Listerine
there's always the scrumptious golden crusted waffles
of our very own rose Zephirine!

Many Thanks!

guitougoal said...

ola, file running for listerine de canard,is this what you call:food for thoughts?

file said...

ola G, just an amuse gueule for Zeph's fine entree a tete

Zephirine said...

Aw, shucks... why Mr File, you're too kind..

Anonymous said...

Is an amuse gueule the poetic equivalent to an amuse bouche?

guitougoal said...

the thing is mimi, with a good amuse gueule chances are you're getting an amused bouche

offsideintahiti said...

Did someone say waffles?

Zephirine said...

Are you accusing me of waffling, Offle?

Anonymous said...

Waffles with maple syrup?

offsideintahiti said...

No, I'm just getting hungry. I was going to write something witty and rhymy in appreciation, but Filou has done it beaucoup mieux that I ever could.

The music is quite nice, but is it 8 or 9, or both? Is it pome or po-em? I suck at scansion.

Anonymous said...

You could always sate yourself on yellow custard by popping over to the Corner and reading my latest.

Zephirine said...

It should be po-em but I've cheated quite often.

Here's the original, you'll see that it's strictly tumty tumty tumty tum, which is part of what makes it so annoying, I find.

Joyce Kilmer. 1886–1918

Trees

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

DoctorShoot said...

too doggone good zephie

I'll have something special on my waffles now please... (but not too sweet thats all...) and not some cat or dog with fleas...

and like an invasive plant bottled and washed up on the poet's salty shore
our hunger announces to us rain-dishevelled world travellers; shipwrecked and poor)

that if we wait with flowers at the old stagedoor
we may yet taste the fare da da da d a da ....(couldn't fine a rhythm sorry... brain scrambled - wanted to end the line with 'evermore')

no I think you are correct Zeph my dear,
I doubt that I will ever see
a poem that fulfills, (that is one writ by me...)
my needs for a universal panacea...

ooooh that's bad...

Zephirine said...

Nah, doc, 's free verse innit?

Anonymous said...

There are poems and pomes - we love them all. I'm put in mind of both McGonagall and Strong.

I choose Strong to share - you can all find The Bridge of the Silvery Tay for yourselves.

The Mudjokivis

He killed the noble Mudjokivis,
With the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside,
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside.
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside
Why he turned them inside outside.

offsideintahiti said...

Is panacea an invasive plant?
If you stew it, can you spread it on your waffles?
Does Mimi's article mut the custard?

Oh and Zeph, I think there's a typo in your quote, it's "only Dog can make a tree", lol.

Anonymous said...

Offie - I can only know if I mut the custard if you comment on the GOAT.

offsideintahiti said...

Mimi, even though the thought of you white-knuckle-riding your sofa to a soundtrack of rubber friction is quite appealing, I tend to steer well clear of goats these days. (An unfortunate misunderstanding in Ireland years ago, you see, which led to all sorts of recriminations and unsavoury comments which I'd rather not draw attention to, and no, in all this time, she hasn't written.)

Anonymous said...

Offy - I just misread Ireland as Iceland and I'm afraid my thoughts wandered off to you and Bjork, in that swan costume, in your lagoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnEJUio2DiE

guitougoal said...

-this is not a bi-ling.Pun alert!-

offie,correction of your correction:

Only Dog can make a three.
holly T.

Zephirine said...

Only Dog can make a holly trinity but lots of other things can make threes, such as the three card trick, the three little pigs, non-lucky clover leaves, and Ravel's piano trio, to name but a few.

guitougoal said...

bravo,c'est tri bien Zeph.

Anonymous said...

C'est même tri marrant.

guitougoal said...

hey, bonjour tri stress.

Anonymous said...

c'est tri logic

Anonymous said...

Et trois aussi, Monfils.

Anonymous said...

No more Triviality on this blog please.

Zephirine said...

..ah, but Professor, we have a triple trivial rendezvous...

offsideintahiti said...

Great film, Zeph, I love the dynamic dog.

Zephirine said...

Yes, indeed, one of the great dogs in film history.

offsideintahiti said...

Along with this fellow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8NXw-2czc0

Anonymous said...

Too many dogs in this show. Here's some balance - of the feline kind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4guRiNZLGQ&feature=related

offsideintahiti said...

Confusingly, perhaps, the coolest cat of all is a bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o&feature=related

And I think he'd agree with me that you can't scratch your back properly against a poem.

Zephirine said...

He's certainly the coolest, but these are the most truly cattish.

DoctorShoot said...

I found a cat as lovely as a tree!!

http://www.telestereo.com/Archivos/video.html

offsideintahiti said...

And I've found a tree-eating cat, how strange is that?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnsx_bonsai-cat

Anonymous said...

A cat in a tree (at 4:29)

I enjoyed this pome muchly, zeph.

offsideintahiti said...

One different kind of Cat, lots of furry creatures, and a few memories, probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjdVOfnYkyA

Anonymous said...

quand le chat n'est pas la les souris
dancent.......

Zephirine said...

Doc, that lion is adooorable! Offie, the tree-eating cat is probably going to be violently sick on the floor at the end of the clip:)

Maman Michelle, well, they'd be pretty dumb to dance while the cat is there, non?

Zephirine said...

Munni, I started to watch the clip which looked very interesting but when I went back to watch the rest it seems to have disappeared? down the rabbit-hole maybe.

Offie#2... ah, hippy daze...

Anonymous said...

Zeph, the clip I posted is there now. I can't watch the one Doc posted though. Computers, they are funny things sometimes.

(I just tried to make a bilingual pun about mice and smiles, but I'm not clever enough this early in the morning).

Anonymous said...

souris,petite,souris......click!

Anonymous said...

miaou, my souris is gone....

Anonymous said...

Never mind the souris. Mes oiseaux have gone!

guitougoal said...

les oiseaux, c'est le beurre de Normandie.

Anonymous said...

Not la vache qui rit then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S842zHIA25w

And yes, I am softening you up for more on Le Tour!

offsideintahiti said...

Yeah, Doc's lion is ultra-cool. I'm not showing that clip to little Offspring, though, she'd want one for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I showed Doc's lion to the smallest fur. She said: That's me!

So deluded.

offsideintahiti said...

One of my cats does exactly the same to me. She's just 600 pounds lighter.

Anonymous said...

ooh, I can see Doc's lion now. I want one for Christmas, too ... perhaps if I gave steroids to the feline-beast I've already got.

(sorry, Mimi, that was a very poor attempt at making my comment relate to cycling).

Anonymous said...

Ah munni - no need to refer to steriods for the Lycra Boys.

History has the Elephant Pantani on cocaine!

If my small beast had drugs to match Doc's lion, I think I'd be really scared! At night!

offsideintahiti said...

Steroids? Cats like weed, non?

Anonymous said...

Cats eat grass - cats are sick. Most usually on the priceless Persian rug.

Didn't Zeph mention this earlier?

Zephirine said...

Cats' drug of choice is catnip. I think being sick on the floor is more of a feline sport, with extra points scored for value of carpet.

Anonymous said...

Imagine cleaning lion sick off the rugs. I've decided I don't want one after all.

(what was it doing wandering around Colombia? Circus escapee?)

Zephirine said...

Drug baron's pet?

offsideintahiti said...

Smuggler's accessory? Imagine what you could hide in that mane. Customs officers probably wouldn't look too closely.

Anonymous said...

Hi Muni, I am a cat my name is Trophy.

There is no better cat as trophy.

nah!that's lazy,as bad as guitou's.

file said...

My oh my, it's been raining cats and dogs in here, not even room for the spiders, gnu's or tapirs eh?

Zephirine said...

There's always room for a virtual tapir, File...

Anonymous said...

My life is enriched by my Tapir, but I wish someone would realise that he was never MY tapir!!