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Sunday 7 September 2008

50 Word/Food: No Accounting -- by Tony Parker

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“So let me see; you want me to take this magnificent piece of sirloin, cook every last drop of moisture out of it, spread caviar over it and then drown it in bisto gravy. Forget it.”

“Let me remind you, officer, this is not your last meal we’re talking about.”

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6 comments:

Zephirine said...

And welcome to Other Stuff, Tony!

Anonymous said...

Ha, Tony - you may try fooling us by throwing in that last line, but we all know you're talking about a top London restaurant here!

And setting the bar rather high.

Anonymous said...

mmm ~ bisto!

"You'll not even have time to digest it no. 83976. Eat and be merry for tomorrow you'll be queuing up at the great drive-thru in the sky!"

Welcome Tony, thanks for this

offsideintahiti said...

What, not THE Tony Parker? Zeph, that's quite a coup!

Bon appétit, morituri.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the welcome, folks! I think I've been to that top London restaurant.

Zephirine said...

Morituri, hmm, is that a japanese recipe or a heavy rock band?