This is my French stick and nobody is taking it away from me and I don't care, I am King of this island, and youse are all twats, and if you say bad things I will turn myself into a tree, that'll teach you
Shame they didn't all get burnt out playing in India! ...maybe underhand tactics are what's required, you're right Zeph. Although it's just not cricket is it, old chap?
MotM - naughty, but it had me sniggering for a while. A member that big certainly would have the golden touch...
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Checkmate!
Hey, where's everyone?
There's bad weather coming in over my left shoulder
"I am not sulking. Monarchs do not sulk."
"I'm damn sure they don't still have outside loos at Camelot."
Damn, I didn't make it into the Poster Poems book ;-)
King Cnut taking extra precautions in case of another tsunami...
This is my French stick and nobody is taking it away from me and I don't care, I am King of this island, and youse are all twats, and if you say bad things I will turn myself into a tree, that'll teach you
shouldn't that be King Cnot Pinkerbell?
"I don't believe in you fool wizards, magic Pah! Turn me into wood indee..."
"Easter Island? Does this look like Easter Island to you? Bloody useless SatNav..."
Great captions people! Keep going...
Whose idea was it to build a totem pole on quicksand?
let's try again:
if you steal it you are robin wood
Chris Gayle reflects on the folly of criticising Test Cricket, but reckons the ICC's punishment is rather harsh.
guitou des bois: very good!
mimi: it looks miserable enough to be CG at the moment:)
thanks Zeph, I've been trying son hard.
Well it's Souvla Bay. As a senior general I am here to watch.
Don't you mean King Knot, file?
"I'm stuck here now. Honestly, you leave your horse somewhere for two minutes and people make off with it... bloody Trojans!!"
Yes P!
"I'm not one for arbre-itration, we'll fight 'em on the beeches."
"I'm no sap, I decided to branch out and when they said I should get back to my roots I took them literally."
- King Ethelread the Unread
Why whouldn't I claim second morgage expenses for Balmoral?
King Billy: no claiming cos the family has no mortgage on your home!
Now that you're outed here as owner of Balmoral, can I come and fly-fish on the estate?
It's only an hour or so away.
King Midas reflects that open air masturbation has its downside.
with appropriate apologies ^_^
"I will not be afraid of petrification or of going insane,
Till Birnam forest come to Dunsinane"
In fact I'll fear no
urn-burned embers cold and lost so long before
at least
until R Ponting and his team fly here and
under willow-wood rap thrice upon our door....
'urn-burned embers cold and lost so long before'
Very nice, Doc! Lost to us again this year, I fear.
Still, they tell us the weather's going to be good.
Don't give up yet Zeph.
Who knows what might happen? An odd ball left for Hughes to stumble on perhaps?
Shame they didn't all get burnt out playing in India! ...maybe underhand tactics are what's required, you're right Zeph. Although it's just not cricket is it, old chap?
MotM - naughty, but it had me sniggering for a while. A member that big certainly would have the golden touch...
Blimey - don't snigger at Mouth, Pink- it'll only encourage him. When he's alone in Hong Kong.
Clov?
Ooh, MeltonM, a Beckettian caption!
(more about this royal gent and his cohorts in the Annexe)
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