what is all this i-ku stuff then?

Invented by File in response to Tony's 'maiku' story, the i-ku is in haiku form but presented in an i, and it seems like you like them!

Here's a reminder of the rules:

Your i-ku must have:
three lines
17 syllables arranged 5,7,5
it must be in the present tense
and it must include the word 'I'
i = identity, information, insight
it's a snapshot, a mirror, a cameo, a self-portrait, a glimpse ... of the real you

More please!