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A double offering from Offsideinguesswhere:
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15 comments:
offie,
I could drink five or six, i am so irritated by the FFF.
It seems to be light on mint though..
Guitou, is that:
Family Friendly Forum
Farmers Feeding Families
Federation of Flyfishers
Federation of Free Farmers
Firm Financial Facility
Flicker Fusion Frequency
Form, Fit, Function
Forte Fortissimo
Fortune 500 Index
Fossil Fuel Foundation of Africa
Fred Flintstone Format (mm/dd/yyyy date format)
Fuel Fabrication Facility
Fun Fearless Female
or
Fixed Font Format
??
oh, or I suppose it could be
Fedération Française de Football ...
[thanks to www. acronymfinder.com]
after mojitos,it's only:
-3 zeph !
sorry i am trying again:
after the mojitos, I see:
3 zeph.
It's the mint that makes you see treble, of course, nothing to do with the alcohol.
INT. OFFSIDE'S BAR & GILL - DAY
Zephzephzeph and Guitoutwo are sitting at a small table in the furthest corner. The place is dead quiet. Conversation has stalled. All five of them are staring at each other with unsteady gazes.
The screendoor creaks open...
Was that two Offsides that just walked in?
Or is it....THE VIACOM POLICE?
Bar and Gill? It's a seafood restaurant then?
munni, no, just fishy cocktails.
Oh shit, you mean the Viacom police knows I've spent two hours "researching" old Muppets Show clips last night? What of my Internet reputation if they release the details?
Yes, now we discover that Google has a record of everything we've ever looked up on YouTube... that data could be worth a fortune to record and film companies if they'd analyse it properly, but of course they're just all steamed up about us watching stuff for free. Bastards.
FFF rage, would this be about that fine astrologer M Domenech?
Chin Chin! love the colours in this Offie, Calgary stampede week coming up here, by way of contrast
Santé mon filou!
Stampede? Careful not to end up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO_EgW1zxWQ
Only one thing wrong with that cocktail, offie - no raspberries. And it is that time of year.
Great clip btw and Zeph: I wondered how long it would be before the Viacom demand would manifest itself here. I think we should deliberately seek out youtube stuff that is out of character and therefore make any judgements they think they can make of us null and void.
I for one am going to go searching for ski-ing and badminton clips, and gardening, and possibly bee-keeping and badger-watching.
A small protest admittedly, but there's not much you can do against the megacorps.
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