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Monday, 14 September 2009

Time for a Caption




photo by Jilly Bennett from Monte Carlo Daily Photo

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23 comments:

Meltonian said...

Can white men jump?

mimi said...

Just run the offside rule past me again ... Hey, remember that bit in the Red Shoes when she jumps off the balcony? This balcony???

Zephirine said...

Wealthy residents allow android servants the afternoon off.

mimi said...

The Max and Bernie show comes to town

offsideintahiti said...

Exclusive! 80's Norwegian pop sensation were plastic all along!

freep said...

They'll think twice before wolf-whistling at Medusa again.

Meltonian said...

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... time to die.

Zeph said...

Some excellent captions here!

Meltonian said...

Ebony and ivory,
Live together in perfect harmony,
Side by side on my piano keyboard,
Oh Lord,
Why don't we?

Oh Lord.

offsideintahiti said...

- "The bishop, watch the bishop! Damn!"

- "You're out, horsey, come sit with us pawns."

billymills said...

Right, we got out of the shop window without being spotted. Now what?

Zeph said...

Nice ones, Offie and Billy.

Melton, I have to say that that song sneaked into my brain while looking at the picture, too... but I managed to exclude it again.

Meltonian said...

You might think you have. It's still out there somewhere.

guitou said...

After the love-
interracial white couple feeling guilty.

Zephirine said...

Now you mention it, Guitou, the white ones do look rather guilty. Racist dummies, surely not?

offsideintahiti said...

Considering that being a dummy is a prerequisite of being racist...

But not these guys, they're just having second thoughts about the monochromatic full-body tattoos they got in Ibiza.

(When everybody knows that for tattoos, you want to come to Polynesia.)

Meltonian said...

Racism is regarded as a low priority in the mannequin community when compared with disability issues. Once a mannequin has lost an arm, leg, or head it is tossed onto the scrapheap. An initiative is underway to fit disabled dummies with artificial limbs so that they are once again empowered to join the exhibition workforce.

mimi said...

Surely, Meltonian, when dummies are scrapped, they go to Doctor Who and become part of terrifying episodes?

guitou said...

sounds like an horror movie is on the making:
"Return of the Dummies"

Meltonian said...

That's an urban myth, I'm afraid, mimi. Most of them end their days playing cricket for England or in the crowd at Fratton Park.

Zephirine said...

Definitely playing cricket for England, grr.

offsideintahiti said...

Let's not forget that the Dummy Fashion Week is on in France...

guitou said...

Nice link Offie, I like the picture with Dummy Moore-