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Wednesday, 11 July 2007

From 'The Manager's Poems': People Management -- by File

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I walk back to my office, through the open plan
Feeling the spring of the grey cord carpet
Eyeing metal trim which had once grazed my hand
Lit me up inside for a static split second
Alive for an instant like Shelley’s non-man

Feeding my way through fifty partitions
Banking round the corners on a racing line
Past booths bathed in light from
Flat screen monitors
Giving all living figures a pithy definition

Allowing the door to swing shut, with a click
Throwing myself into the welcoming lap
Of soft loving leather, passively reforming me
My fingers reach instinctively the cradle of paper clips
Where they swim in cool steel, dive, surface and slip

Addressing the smooth brushed birch of my desk
Adjusting the dynamic tension of my tie
Noticing the blinking green light of my secretary
On the nameless black telephone, a nursing breast,
Chrome pads inviting faded fingerprints to rest

So I file, upright cardboard folders, righteous crisp paper tiles
Into orderly rows in congregated aisles
Under a Latin calendar from our pious accountants
Ever on their knees, singing psalms to their insignia
An iconic blue abacus of immaculate piles

And I type, on a cracked mud keyboard, clauses coming to life
As in a database field my dried flowers just might
Wind in my green fingers, I dance with my children
Wind in their hair from the cool zephyr air-con
Shadow hide and seek in the harsh office light

Wall-hung organizational chart
Is as close as I'll get before heading home,
Now location of dependents, out to
My Jaguar, staff jalopies in the tarmac car park
Silence. People management is an art..

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19 comments:

Zephirine said...

I think this is really good. I mean, REALLY good.

Anonymous said...

Damn fine, smell the coffee. Love but hate this. A real chill went down my spine reading this. Corporate life, that I took a decision to leave is so - urgh- horribly described here. Brilliant writing. Scary stuff, file. Waiting for the film script.

file said...

sorry to scare you mimi, the corporate world is always there lurking under the surface no matter how far we run eh?

thanks a lot zeph, it's not Finch but it certainly benefited from your advice, do you think it would make one of those 'verse on the underground' jobbies? (not sure if they still do them...)

Anonymous said...

They do still do them occasionally, but I think the idea is to give the commuting sardines a little escape, rather than remind them of their fate! I've found some great poems through that though, wonderful idea.

file said...

o that's a good point z, maybe not on the tube then eh? perhaps a pen pic from Sir Offside in Toohootooo, or doctoroutback in the billabong would be better for that

I remember really getting a kick out of some of those Underground pomes tho, especially when you have to stand all the way from Heathrow to Stratford and the only thing else to look at is ads for corporate recruitment agencies, tho, now I think about it there might be a certain subversive potential...

guitougoal said...

File,
Beaudelaire coming back wearing jaques Tati's clothes-
The File cabinet is full of surprises.
The memos to the secretary are poems.
The jaguar is not used to the grocery store, you save it for pic nics in the country side.

file said...

g,

tatty clothes certainly and the doodles for the directors are ban desinee

beware the jaguar in the grocery store he won't know what is fresh produce and what is French produce

guitougoal said...

file,
Bande dessinee or dessins animés.
"si tu veux des seins animés,portes les soutien-gorge walt disney".
offside may translate with accuracy in scotslang.

file said...

ah...er...hmm, ah! I think

so how do you design a bath then?

des seins animes dans le ban sounds fun tho

Anonymous said...

My bain is being redesignee. No time now, following the Dazzler.
Dog, where's Kevin Mcloud when you need him?

DoctorShoot said...

Scary File scary...
the holy roman cathedral of accountants who now rule the earth...

the clatter of screens defining the users in straight line blue flickers and fack it all I'm at one now and...
but no open space I promise...we are all huddled into an old house and my office is the master bedroom looking out over whiteoaks and the pacific ocean...

oh dear what a scary poem... I must confess that at first and second read, in the last room of words, I read "well-hung" instead of "wall-hung" which confusaed the meaning for me a bit, but now thankfully I am back at:
"....I type, on a cracked mud keyboard, clauses coming to life
As in a database field ...."
and relieved to be seen darting between the potted palms like a shadow of the man who once ran so ran so ran the lengths with a burst....

file said...

docker,

yeh, you and Zeph both noticed the tagged on last verse, it's been an ongoing process of about 2 years to get a series of poems on this subject to this stage, but this last verse is pretty recent and needs completely re-writing, work in progress...

it's actually quite exciting that the OS crew are so astute about these things, really feel the possibilities of development from these discussions with such sharp-eyed, knowing and erudite folk

and very grateful that you all give the time to do a bit more than pleasant back-slapping, much prefer the honesty of 'file, that line is stooopid' where necessary, much more helpful, thanks

DS very very happy that your office is more ocean plan than open plan! feel pretty sure that your people management includes people too!

file said...

btw, doc, check your inbox I've sent some analytics software links, my assumption is you'll come back here before you go there, was I right?

file said...

btw 2 doc/ just got the last line of your comment, sympathize fully as with the Constricted Sporting Leaf

Anonymous said...

I can't spare the time that this deserves right now (I am a busy executive, as you know). Just a quick read, then another. For a while I thought you could write faster than I can read, then I remembered you have a vault of sorts. I hope there is a lot more in there.

file said...

quite a lot Offie! and you're another lucky one with a range of beachfront venues for your executing

me, I'm well rewarded by your presence alone and will be throwing some more of my mud at Zeph's nice clean walls for sure, but what about a snippet of your travelogues to brighten things up?

Anonymous said...

I have no time to write at the moment, and the only stuff I have in the vault is that travel diary from Canada 1992 that I mentioned. Not exactly up to date. Une oeuvre de jeunesse, so to speak. It would probably need re-working and as I said, tempus fugit, TGV style...

file said...

bon voyage, again, yes, you're Canadian journals is what I was referring to, les oeuvres de jeunesse can be full of vibrant energy, tho mine own are almost indecipherable!!

'Tempus fug it' in the words of Mohammed Al Fayad, who's recently been complaining that foreign footie stars don't bother to learn English!!

Anonymous said...

Back to this with more time to spare, and considering other's comments. It is true that the last verse is less honed, but the rest of it actually gets more scary the more you read it. And I am finding that it is the endings of my efforts that are the least satisfactory.